That's the Jingle Baal, that's the Jingle Baal, that's the Jingle Baal Rock! I keep typing "ball" instead of "baal" because one of those words is much more common that the other. Also this comic brings to mind someone else's post about Lord of the Rings with a Jingle Balrog.
Explanation: stone=rock, Canaanite idol=Baal, festive sleigh bells=jingle.
Text:
A: Why does your stone Canaanite idol have festive sleigh bells?
L: That's my jingle Baal rock.
