Rules of Parenthood

 

So true. So many oddly specific rules.

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A: Is parenthood like you expected?
L: I expected to say "don't put your finger up your nose." I actually say "don't put your brother's toes up your nose." I then clarify "don't put your or other's toe(s) up your or other's nose."

Got Your Nose Elephant

Got Your Nose Unicorn

How magical!

Got Your Nose Narwhal

The narwhal is rather fascinating.