Early Adopters

Congrats to my seeeeester! Even though she didn't name her kid Pearlygates Magnolia. Definition here.

ClassNotFoundException

Storm a Brain

Love Story

In honor of Valentine's Day, a true love story.

On the Rocks

Again, don't take advice from Captain Oblivious.

Valentine's Day

Don't take advice from Captain Oblivious.

Head in the Cloud

I Don't Know How to Respond in This Type of Situation 3

I've never been on either side of this situation, and I really don't know how I'd respond - maybe with a quick exit?

I Don't Know How to Respond in This Type of Situation 2

I had several people in college tell me this. I still don't know what they meant. I usually went with a confused look because I was really confused by this comment.

I Don't Know How to Respond in This Type of Situation 1

A friend on Facebook mentioned this type of situation. I usually go with a big smile.

I Don't Know How to Respond in This Type of Situation 0

Nonsensical kid jokes: I usually go with a weak / confused smile.

Headlights and IQ levels

Yes but no no no.

Masterpieces

Osgood! The Master (have to look at the end of the article to get these references, as that character has a rather long history)! Fezs are cool!

Snowday

Isn't that how Sunday came about?
Also, too soon?

Rollback that Commit

Having your spouse speak legible code to you is normally quite nice :)

Determinator