Night Before Christmas

Guess they need a robo-stir!

Angel We Have Heard On High

Days of Christmas

This is days 2, 3, 4, and 6. Yes, that's my interpretation of a turtle-dove.

High Price of Coal

So when you see kids behaving badly in public, just remember that they're helping their parents with the heating bill (you also have to assume that they have a coal furnace).

In the Spirit of Christmas

Someone gave me the towel below, and I thought up this comic. 

Microwave Warmth

Resource Pool

You-Know-Who

Based on a partially-true interaction that happened at work (the first part happened out loud, the second part in my head).

Lowlander

Disclaimer: I haven't actually seen the show that this comic is based on.

Lost Temper

Is It Not

Heard someone use this and I don't remember the rest of the statement because I was trying to figure out if it was a positive or negative.

Drug Test

Praying for those currently taking finals.

Can of Worms

Do people buy cans of worms just to make an idiomatic point?