Pi-Rex

Py-Rex

Pie-Rex

Surprise Wedding

Yay for wedding season!

Night Knight

And now I'm thinking of a weapon from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Looming Issue

How are the noun and verb related? Apparently one is from Old English (gelōma ‘tool,’ shortened to lome in Middle English) and the other is from Low German (East Frisian lōmen ‘move slowly,’ Middle High German lüemen ‘be weary’), at least that's what Googling 'define loom' brings back. 

Spear Phishing

Expected More of You

Believed a False Hood

Thought of this after watching an episode of Once Upon A Time.

Introvert Party

Actually misread a wedding RSVP and thought it said this but they worded it the 'correct' way.

Dropped Your R's

How Do You Know That It's Over

True story - I was at work drinking peppermint tea and someone offered me something peanut buttery, might have been a Reese's cup, and that's when I thought of this terrible combo.

Arrested For Optical Illusions

Are those glasses or handcuffs? Nobody knows...

Chick-Fil-A

I kinda want to do this but they probably won't find it funny. Also, the associate would need to know that I'm lactose intolerant, so that limits this to just pranking my sibling-in-laws.

Six Years

I love my husband! He is fantastic <3