Crane Vs Heron

Actually a true story: I was driving along with my family in the car and we passed a construction site and I said "Is that a crane or a heron" and everyone looked and was disappointed.

Memorial Day

Thank you to those who have served and to those who are serving, and especially to those who gave the ultimate sacrifice.
Emblems

Weed Eater

Personnel Problem

Vestigial Brain

Captain Oblivious and the Super Blueberries

Is this the demise of Captain Oblivious??? Join us next time he shows up, to see if he shows up.
Also, why are there so many blueberries? What would a villain do with a pallet of them?

Weeds Part 2

Weeds Part 1

English is weird. Also, it's yard work time.

Call a Spade a Spade

After researching, I'm apparently using this phrase totally correctly.

Movers and Shakers

Muggy Weather

I would like to go back to snow please.

Ice Cream Shells

Well, hard shells will work better than soft? I don't see this work well with the taste buds though.
Speaking of not working well with the taste buds: taco ice cream.

Taco Cones

 

This.... might not be terrible?

Happy Birthday Mark

I fell for you - hook, line, and sinker. <3

Rooting for You

You can do it!