Warthogs

This was inspired by this shirt.

Fuzzy Wuzzy

Neigh Boar

At church, my pastor said "shake hands with your neighbor" and for some reason I thought up this.

That Gets My Goat

Possible origin of the phrase.

Whet Your Whistle

Origin of the phrase showing that both spellings are correct.

Wet Your Whistle

Origin of the phrase showing that both spellings are correct.

Data in the Cloud

I heard someone say this in a meeting and they didn't mean it as a pun, so I had to not laugh.

Happy As An Oyster

Origin of the phrase here.

The World Is My Clam

Apparently this phrase comes from Shakespeare.

Herding Cats

Apparently this phrase might have originated with Monty Python?

Knight Mares

I got this idea from this movie, where they have nightmares (mares of the night).

Paradoxen

Basket Case

Waltzing Around

How one person does a tango? Probably as easy as one person doing a waltz.

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