Legend of Zelda BotW

This is a pun on the Zora (shark people) in the Zelda video game, specifically two characters in Breath of the Wild, which is a very fun game that my Mark and I have been playing for a while. The designers did an excellent job making a very detailed world that is very fun to explore (or you can complete quests if you so desire).
I highly enjoy highly enjoying an activity with my man, and it is truly a blessing that we have so many common interests and can have fun together, whether it is playing a game or doing an extreme winter sport or exploring a new travel location or cooking an adventurous meal.

Radio Killed the Video Star

Wow, someone should make a song about this.
Disclaimer: this is a pun on an old song, and is not related to any particular star.
There are a few channels I like to peruse on YouTube - Binging With Babish, Good Mythical Morning, and Studio C are probably my top ones. The food created on BWB is super tasty and you can learn some good cooking techniques. The food created on GMM is usually terrible and not to be tried at home, but also they have some good blind taste tests and so much random content. Studio C is clean comedy and some of the sketches are truly hilarious every time I watch them, such as Embarrassing Favorite TV Show and Diabetes Intervention.

Litterally Trash

Don't litter! Unless you're using the previous comic's version of the word and want to just make a batch of something, in which case that's fine provided it's cookies or something good like that.

Litterally a Dozen

Because they have their kids (kittens) in litters! Do they take their kids litterally? Can I make litterally any more puns? Well, wait for Thursday :) Can we make litterally a word that means by the batch, so like I litterally made cookies yesterday or my dog just litterally had her puppies? I think that'd be a much cooler word than whatever the current slang terms are.

Tater Totchos

Have you ever had tater tot-chos? Think taco salad, but with tater tots instead of tortilla chips as the base. Here's a recipe! They are very good and great for a big dinner party or a small dinner for two or really any occasion.

Flying Sauces

Who wouldn't want to see a condiment circus? I mean, it could be interesting? I didn't include purple ketchup because I just remembered that was a thing a one point. There really aren't that many condiments. Unless you start thinking through the sauces at Chick-Fil-A because they have lots but let's face it, most people just get CFA sauce. It's so tasty.

Blue's Prints

Oh, Blue's Clues. Not the most intellectually stimulating of shows. I much preferred Kim Possible. That show was excellent - dry humor, loads of puns, what more could you want.

Camel's Nose

I heard this phrase in a sermon a while ago and decided to draw it. Here's the meaning, because I didn't figure it out right away. Mark explained it to me by reminding me of my parent's dog Tana (a newfie mutt), who would put one paw on my lap and if you didn't push it off she would put her other front paw up then heave herself onto your lap (she was like 80lbs) and you couldn't easily push her off and also she was so happy on your lap. She was a very good dog.

Dairy Interactions: Soy

Yet again, a very true story. She stated it very matter-of-factly. I just rolled with it. I get that people think all milk comes from a cow, but there just isn't a word for milk alternatives.

Text:
A: Do you have non-dairy milk?
B: No. We only have whole, skim, and soy.
A: ... Ok, soy please.

Dairy Interactions: Salad

Yet again a very true story - they remade my salad but the waitress acted kinda surprised that I wanted no cheese on my salad AND no cheese in my dressing. I believe people are under the impression that only people trying to lose weight would avoid dairy instead of realizing that there are many people who just can't eat it.

Text:
A: I asked for no cheese on my salad.
B: We didn't put cheese on your salad. That cheese is from the dressing on the salad.

Dairy Interactions: Skim

Sadly a true story. I now know to just say almond and they usually will suggest a proper alternative, but not always. It is annoying to be lactose intolerant, but there are many worse health issues out there, like being actually allergic to dairy.

Text:
A: Do you have non-dairy milk?
B: So like, skim?
A: ...No.

Appendix Arriving

Mail order organs? Especially one that you don't get replaced - once it betrays you, you never trust one again. This seems like a bad plan all around, and also most likely illegal. And also deadly. Don't get your internal organs on Amazon.

Appendix Leaving

My brother-in-law, who's only slightly older than me, had his appendix try to kill him a few weeks ago. He was able to get the surgery before it exploded in him. It's so weird that we have an organ that can just decide to mount a mutiny and we don't know what it does but we just leave it alone until it tries to rebel, at which point we throw it away.

Romans 5

So we had a speaker preach and he was going on and on about how our father Adam sinned and it's just hard to focus on what he means and not take it personally if your real Dad's name is Adam. I'm trying to find the sermon and I think it's this one but if you're wanting to hear a variety of speakers, my church is currently without a pastor so we have many different men on rotation so you can go to one place and get a wide selection! Want to check out our sermons? Go Here.