Sunday, December 21, 2014

Angel We Have Heard On High

Days of Christmas

This is days 2, 3, 4, and 6. Yes, that's my interpretation of a turtle-dove.

High Price of Coal

So when you see kids behaving badly in public, just remember that they're helping their parents with the heating bill (you also have to assume that they have a coal furnace).

In the Spirit of Christmas

Someone gave me the towel below, and I thought up this comic. 

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Monday, December 8, 2014

Lost Temper

Is It Not

Heard someone use this and I don't remember the rest of the statement because I was trying to figure out if it was a positive or negative.

Drug Test

Praying for those currently taking finals.

Can of Worms

Do people buy cans of worms just to make an idiomatic point?

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Turkeys are Better Than People

"The views and opinions expressed by Kristoff in the comic are solely his own and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of Comical True Story or the comicmaker. Neither Comical True Story nor the comicmaker make any representation of the accuracy of any such views and opinions."

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Let's Go Fly Some Things

This is dedicated to that one person (you know who you are) who always sings the words wrong.

Big Wig

Why did wigs go out of style?


The only right answer is... wait there isn't one.
If you say she's currently skinny, you're implying she use to be not skinny. If you say she's always been skinny, you're implying she doesn't put any effort into her figure. If you say you'll stick with her through thick and thin, you might get hit.


Just look for them sparkling in the moonlight?


Why, in a professional building filled with professional people, does this happen???

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Everybody Dance Now

Three types of people at a party...
Maybe I should have added confetti.


Laundry List

What even is a laundry list? Apparently I guessed wrong.

Cello vs Bass

Such an obnoxious song, I won't even post a link. My version is much better.
Also, 600! Woohoo, that's a lot of comics.