Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Sunday, January 29, 2017

Not Venomous

I used to think that non-venomous meant they couldn't bite you.

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Hit Me Like a

I have a coworker who frequently bikes to work and should look where he is going.

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Nessie and Elliot

You should watch "The Water Horse" and "Pete's Dragon" because they are both great movies.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Time to Panic

Thought this up when I was going for my wisdom teeth surgery consultation.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Lap Pool

Haha, dogs lap the water...
So in college I had an international roommate and I asked her if she wanted to go run laps with me and she was all confused when she looked up what 'lap' meant because she only had two definitions - 'the dog laps the water' and 'the baby sat on her lap'. I rephrased the question as 'do you want to run in circles outside' and she declined.

Thursday, January 5, 2017

Mist You

This is everyone going back to work after Christmas/New Years vacation.

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Choo Choo

This is great to do when someone (in your group or a random stranger - you choose) is walking rather slowly.