A: We've made the ultimate party food: Silly String Cheese!
B: *face-palming*
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Explanation: The little toddler fork had fallen into the disposal. I had not checked in there. I might have been avoiding it because I didn't want to fix it because I was fixating on finding the fork. Oh, the irony.
Text:
Title: True Story: Mystery
L: I cannot find Ori's little toddler fork anywhere - I've looked all over! Also, the sink disposal is making a weird grinding noise.
M: Hmmm.
Text:
Title: At the Grocery Store
O: Cheerios!
L: Hip, hip, cheerio.
O: No hippo, Mom - Cheerios.
Text:
S: Squirrel monkeys? Elephant shrews? What's next, a kangaroo rat?!? When will the GMOs end?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Z: You are... confused.
P: *Squawk* rhino beetle *squawk* sloth bear
Text:
A: DST has happened around 60 times, so we should get 60 hours of sleep in reparations.
B: But doesn't Standard Time negate it?
A: Nope, double it! 120!
B: Sure, shoot your shot.
Explanation: The second character is laughing (humorously) at the leg bone (femur, not humerus - which is an arm bone).
Text:
P: This is the fossil I discovered. Why are you laughing?
F: Didn't you find this humerus?
P: That's a femur.
Text:
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L: How reMarkable.
M: *understandably uncertain*
Text:
Title: Introverts
MC: Everyone look under your seat to find who has the golden ticket to come up on stage!
C: I better not find a ticket.
L: I did not come prepared for audience participation.
Text:
Title: Watching a Fashion Show
S: That is hideous.
L: The color is the best part, and it's not a good color.
Explanation: "Genes" and "jeans" sound the same. Some people with skinny genes wear skinny jeans, but not all do.
Text:
M: Ori has your father's skinny genes.
L: ... My dad does NOT have skinny jeans.
Explanation: Usually things are low risk, low reward (i.e. give a dollar, receive a dollar or less) or high risk, high reward (give $1,000, receive $0 or $2,000). So if you have low risk, high reward (give $1, receive $0 or $2,000), that is a tempting combo (that could convince you to do something morally dubious).
Text:
S1: Risk: Low. Reward: High. So clearly -
S2: Morals: Out the Window!
Text:
M: How did bedtime go?
L: My arm fell asleep before he did.