Thursday, May 17, 2018

Wax Impaction

And this is why I switched to over-the-ear headphones (for most of the time anyways). My sister-in-law is a nurse and enlightened me about this. It is quite ear-itating when your ears hurt. I use headphones quite a bit at work since my team is spread out so we all call in for them, and also I like to listen to music and not share it with everyone (I think they appreciate that).

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Space Tesla

I know this is a bit late, but I thought it up after seeing a Tesla on the road shortly after seeing Mr. Musk launch his into space.
Do they have a hive mind, where you launch one and they all follow? That's not a great business model if they're hoping to sell more.

Sunday, May 13, 2018

Sushi for dinner

I do like sushi, but not the kind that jumps off the shelf at you. Really not anything still raw - I prefer to play it safe. Also, grocery store sushi isn't playing it safe unless they have a sushi chef on the premises.

Thursday, May 10, 2018

Can I Get a Witness

There's a song and I thought of this and now whenever I hear the song, I think of this. It's not a bad song, but now I forever think of saying 'nope, fresh out' whenever I hear 'can I get a witness'. Does that phrase end in a question mark, exclamation point, or a mix of both?!?!? I'm not sure.

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Discrete Math

For all the college students in the home stretch, you can do it! There's just finals standing in your way, and you can totally... study your brains out and do your best.
For all the high school students, you're not quite in the home stretch yet (private schools might be closer) unless you're a home schooler, in which case you could be done at this point or have a boat load to catch up and are going into a panic to try and finish before your public school friends (you have friends? lol).
For all the kids pre-high school, yeah this is just getting ridiculous at this point.

Sunday, May 6, 2018

Chicken Fight Back

In an alternate universe, do they have Beef-Fil-A?
Can I somehow relate this to Animal Farm? I don't remember enough of it from high school, other than there were pigs and they were bad and it was all political. And I think the horses got turned into glue.

Thursday, May 3, 2018


Happy Birthday to my amazing Mark!!! I hope you didn't peak at any of your gifts :) My first ever post was for Mark's birthday, back in 2012. Well I guess that means today is also the 6th anniversary of my blog! Woohoo! Here's a link to my first comic: link.

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Elevator Baseball Pitch

Well, that would be quite noisy. I guess you have to learn to play in close quarters? Not sure how that'd be helpful. It would be surprising. Maybe you could list that as a special skill - 'has a great elevator pitch'. Can you imagine being asked to demonstrate, so you go the elevator and then pull out a baseball glove and baseball from your purse and are like, ok here it goes! It would be memorable. Totally try that on your next interview, and video it.

Sunday, April 29, 2018

Double Standard

Pun pun pun. I was thinking about how that would work, like would it depend on the situation which gear would matter? When on this terrain, the shifter on the left takes precedence, but otherwise it's the one on the right... It'd be super confusing, just like double standards!

Thursday, April 26, 2018

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Tax Forms

Every year, we think there has to be a better way to do this. So many forms, so much paperwork. If you're in the midst of doing your taxes, you must have gotten an extension.

Sunday, April 22, 2018

Known By Their Fruit

We have a guest speaker at our church going through the book of James currently. I figured most people (including me) don't even know what a fig looks like in its natural form (they don't grow in newton form) so I went with more common fruits.

Thursday, April 19, 2018


We have a guest speaker at our church going through the book of James and we are in chapter three. This choice insult may have been used by some siblings after being told that we couldn't use mean words like 'stupid' or 'idiot' (followed the letter of the law - we were not told not to use this one).

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

World of Iniquity

"To our right, we see a world of iniquity, we're not stopping there."

We have a guest speaker at our church going through the book of James (links in the previous post). I came up with some doodles/illustrations, and also posted some notes on my other blog.

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Blue Whale Tongue

We have a guest speaker at our church going through the book of James and we have made it to chapter three (which talks about the tongue). Blue whales are very unique creatures and fascinating. Their newborns are larger than most full-grown animals. Their age is gauged by the layers of earwax. They are among the loudest animals on the planet. They are larger than all known dinosaurs.