Sunday, April 22, 2018

Known By Their Fruit


We have a guest speaker at our church going through the book of James currently. I figured most people (including me) don't even know what a fig looks like in its natural form (they don't grow in newton form) so I went with more common fruits.

Thursday, April 19, 2018

Insults


We have a guest speaker at our church going through the book of James and we are in chapter three. This choice insult may have been used by some siblings after being told that we couldn't use mean words like 'stupid' or 'idiot' (followed the letter of the law - we were not told not to use this one).

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

World of Iniquity


"To our right, we see a world of iniquity, we're not stopping there."

We have a guest speaker at our church going through the book of James (links in the previous post). I came up with some doodles/illustrations, and also posted some notes on my other blog.

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Blue Whale Tongue


We have a guest speaker at our church going through the book of James and we have made it to chapter three (which talks about the tongue). Blue whales are very unique creatures and fascinating. Their newborns are larger than most full-grown animals. Their age is gauged by the layers of earwax. They are among the loudest animals on the planet. They are larger than all known dinosaurs.

Thursday, April 12, 2018

Looking sharp


I'm sure he's never heard that one before.
I tried to get the expressions right - the cheesy grin of the pun-sayer and the defeated look of the pun-receiver.
I remember eating swordfish as a kid (we had a lot of fish in our diet, which was cool since that's healthy and there's a wide variety) - I liked it. It's a lot meatier than the usual white fish like tilapia or haddock.

Text:
G: Hi Mr. Swordfish! You're looking sharp today!
S: *sigh* ... yep.

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

The Princess is in Another Castle

A play on the saying "plenty of fish in the sea" and the old "the princess is in another castle" but when you live in a fish bowl, you have limited access to castles (usually just one).
We've been playing the Legend of Zelda recently and it got me thinking about the games I played growing up. We would play Super Mario 3 on the old NES, with the rectangle controllers and 8-bit graphics. Good times.
Text:
Luigi: No worries - I'm sure the perfect girl is out there for you.
Mario: You're right, Luigi. I'll check the castle again.

Sunday, April 8, 2018

Sweetie Pie

Have you watched the Great British Bake Off? It is an excellent show - so positive and everything looks very tasty. I thought this up after watching a few episodes.

Thursday, April 5, 2018

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Sunday, March 25, 2018

Poutput

I thought this up at work, forgot what sparked it. Possibly needed to reduce log output.

Thursday, March 22, 2018

Blue Dancing Shoes

Inspired by this comic, which is apparently alluding to a song I haven't heard.
Are the blue shoes suede? I would get that reference.

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Thursday, March 15, 2018

Drivers License


My little brother turned 16 a month or so ago! Belated Happy Birthday kiddo!

Thursday, March 8, 2018

Hypo Critic

Hypo is the opposite of Hippo? No wait, that's Hyper. Oh well. Hypo is still low.

Sunday, March 4, 2018

Thursday, March 1, 2018

Girl Scout Cookies 2

Well that's a winning argument. And two of every kind is half the price of FOUR of every kind!

Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Sunday, February 25, 2018

Double Standard

I was thinking too much about the mechanics of this - like, you can be in two gears but it only cares about one and how many pedals would you have, four? That seems excessive but also par.

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Dolphin Choir

Haha, dolphins can't sneak breaths since they have to go up to the surface.

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Fish Choir

I'm not a big fan of octopuses but I needed a dexterous undersea animal...

Sunday, February 11, 2018

Totally Different Movies: Titanic

I know this isn't the most original, and yeah I haven't even seen the movie but I've heard the arguments of the buoyancy of the door and such but whatever.

Thursday, February 8, 2018

Totally Different Movies: Star Wars Episode II

I feel like the text didn't come through clearly on this one either. Or maybe I should wear my glasses when posting comics. Anyways, here's the dialog:
Anakin: Let's get married in secret.
Padme: Or you could quit the Jedi order?
Anakin: Ok!

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Totally Different Movies: Star Wars Episode I

Anakin: I don't want to be a problem. Qui-Gon: I feel that bringing you to the Jedi will cause a problem, so I'll leave you here on Tatooine.
Sorry the text is a little crammed on this one. Here's what it says:
Anakin: I don't want to be a problem.
Qui-Gon: I feel that bringing you to the Jedi will cause a problem, so I'll leave you here on Tatooine.

Sunday, February 4, 2018

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Con Queso

Ok, I just really wanted to make a cheesy pun. :) :) :)

Sunday, January 28, 2018

First Watch of the Night

Happy belated birthday to my littlest brother!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH you're old enough to drive now.

Sunday, January 21, 2018

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Sunday, January 7, 2018

FOBI

It's the opposite of FOMO, and it's what most introverts have.
Also, happy birthday to my brother-in-law who came up with the acronym!

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Drawing Blood

An easy new years resolution - help others by donating blood! Look for a blood drive near you - check out http://www.redcross.org/give-blood