Halloween candy

Halloween pirate

Exception catching

Gift from the heart

Merlin

BBC has a show called Merlin and it's pretty good so far (I'm watching Season 3).

Oh snap, was that today?

Mouse over for a hint if you don't get it.

Proactiv

I used Proactiv back in the day, and it's not that amazing.

Pitching pitchers

The two words are spelled the same way.

Sprinkling sprinkles

Like that'd be a problem. I mean, who would complain?

Shivering Timbers

Fandom

Hash Table

Closer than a Brother

Proverbs 18:24

Who do you think you are?

A song reference.

Anemic

You really should know who Tony Stark is.

DRY

A reference to a CS term.

401k

Matthew 6:26

Super Duper

This might have been inspired by a TV show.

Brief Case

Ex-Static Variables

Udder Failure

Redacted Puns

But you still say it in your head so it's not really effective.

Biograffiti

Eating Crow Part 2

Still an interesting phrase. And a very weird rhyme.

Eating Crow Part 1

It's a weird phrase.

Watch your Attitude

Parenting win or fail?

Four Fore

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