Warthogs

This was inspired by this shirt.

Fuzzy Wuzzy

Neigh Boar

At church, my pastor said "shake hands with your neighbor" and for some reason I thought up this.

That Gets My Goat

Possible origin of the phrase.

Whet Your Whistle

Origin of the phrase showing that both spellings are correct.

Wet Your Whistle

Origin of the phrase showing that both spellings are correct.

Data in the Cloud

I heard someone say this in a meeting and they didn't mean it as a pun, so I had to not laugh.

Happy As An Oyster

Origin of the phrase here.

The World Is My Clam

Apparently this phrase comes from Shakespeare.

Herding Cats

Apparently this phrase might have originated with Monty Python?

Knight Mares

I got this idea from this movie, where they have nightmares (mares of the night).

Paradoxen

Basket Case

Waltzing Around

How one person does a tango? Probably as easy as one person doing a waltz.

Footnotes!

Bread Winner

Bury the Hatchet

Here's a link to the Bible passage. Side-note - Elisha and Elijah were amazing people. I recommend reading I Kings 17 and onward to learn more about them.
Here's the origin of the phrase.

Insert Name

So my pastor was giving an example but didn't want to call out a specific work, so he said 'insert name' and I thought that would make a great name for a book. I have no clue what it would be about, but look at the raving reviews!

Threading in Java

This is what he's holding if you can't tell.

Wedding Speech

Another Shakespeare one.

Salt Licks

Origin of the phrase here.

Fast Food Ordering

My little brother gave me the idea for this one.

Pesto

Watershed

Wondering what a watershed actually is?

Adipose

Yes, a Doctor Who reference. This might be the same couple from this comic.

Double Double

A Summer's Day

A different take on this older comic.

All the World's a Stage...

A Rose By Any Other Name

Give It A Shot

I'm not sure what the origin of this phrase is.