Literally Give Me Butterflies

Drax doesn't get figures of speech.

Hum the Violin

This might be an incognito (i.e. without the cape) appearance of Captain Oblivious.

In-choir-ing minds

Humpty Dumpty

Turkeys are Better Than People

"The views and opinions expressed by Kristoff in the comic are solely his own and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of Comical True Story or the comicmaker. Neither Comical True Story nor the comicmaker make any representation of the accuracy of any such views and opinions."

Let's Go Fly Some Things

This is dedicated to that one person (you know who you are) who always sings the words wrong.

Big Wig

Why did wigs go out of style?

Vague

The only right answer is... wait there isn't one.
If you say she's currently skinny, you're implying she use to be not skinny. If you say she's always been skinny, you're implying she doesn't put any effort into her figure. If you say you'll stick with her through thick and thin, you might get hit.

Stake-Out

Just look for them sparkling in the moonlight?

Poopetrator

Why, in a professional building filled with professional people, does this happen???

Kit Kats

Thought of this while eating Halloween candy in the office - everyone must have brought in their extras because we have a decent stash.

Gourds

Undercover for Halloween

Hitting Multiple Moving Targets

Just speaking for a friend here...