Thursday, April 18, 2019

Upset Stomach


I hope you all are well and not getting the Flu - I had that last year and it was horrible. Any time there's internal duress, it is horrible. Also panic attacks are bad, whether it's your cardiac system or digestive.

Text:
A: Could you please stop using the term "internal duress"? It's gross.
B: ... So then my tummy had a panic attack.

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

Reaching for a Fraction of a Birthday


Thought this up today and it's appropriate because how else would you celebrate your 7/12 birthday? It definitely involves reaching. And maybe some hot cocoa. Maybe I'll go make some.

Text:
M: You are really reaching for that gift.
L: Well, it is my seven-twelfths birthday!
M: Ah, that explains it.

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Pets That Could Outlive You


I thought this up after hearing how long some parrots live. Turtles also have very long lives. Venomous snakes may not live super song, but ... can shorten yours. Oh, cobras can live like twenty years so that's a rather long living pet. Which shouldn't be a pet - that's a deadly animal that should be left in the wild.

Sunday, April 14, 2019

Dim Sum


I have never had dim sum, and I'm not sure if I want to after hearing some people describe it. But others really like it, so maybe it is good. Speaking of people who like it, Happy Birthday to my Mom-in-Law!
There's a character in A Bug's Life who was a beetle named Dim and he was nice but... not the brightest.

Text:
F: Can they brighten the lighting in this Asian restaurant?
M: No, it's dim sum.

Thursday, April 11, 2019

Trickster Tricked


Drawing finger guns was interesting. Leah had a rough life cut out for her. Jacob tricked so many people, when he got tricked he shouldn't have been surprised.

Text:
Genesis 29:25
L: The trickster has become the tricked!
J: Worst. Dad-in-Law. Ever.

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Jacob's Ladder


It is hard to draw parallel lines and also perpendicular ones. I have seen many interpretations of Jacob's ladder but I believe who was on it was more awe-inspiring than the actual ladder.

Text:
Genesis 28:10-22
J: Awesome!

Sunday, April 7, 2019

Esau Serving Jacob


This isn't the service that it's talking about but in a recent church small group meeting we were looking for service activities and volleyball, tennis, and the like were suggested. Also doing something during the 11am service. Yeah, our suggestions were rejected.


Text:
Genesis 25:23
E: Service!
J: Ok big brother.

Thursday, April 4, 2019

Code Boxing


So my work is a little stressful currently but I have a punching bag at home and it's a great stress relief to just let out some aggression on my punching bag. Sometimes the tests just don't pass and you didn't even touch that code over there. Actually cardio boxing is great for multiple reasons but stress relief is a top one.

Text:
*POW* *WHAP* *THWAP*
M: Wow, rough day?
L: Code won't compile.

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

Donkey Kong


It's my sister's birthday so HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUU!
Since this comic is about a dog toy, you should get a dog! If your kid is allergic, there are hair-less dogs but NOPE never mind those just look wrong. Maybe go for a hypo-allergenic one - there are some cuties like a GIANT SCHNAUZER! Oh, the hairless ones are there, too. Pay them no mind.
I'm quite happy with coming up with this pun. I should sell the idea to Kong but then they might need Nintendo licensing and who knows how that would go. Even if it was a real thing, probably not an appreciated gift to a video gamer friend.

UPDATE: I submitted my idea to the Kong Company. Hopefully I have brightened someone's day.

Text:
B: Why did you get me a little red horse? It's a dog toy.
G: IT'S A DONKEY KONG!