Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Turkeys are Better Than People

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Sunday, November 16, 2014

Let's Go Fly Some Things

This is dedicated to that one person (you know who you are) who always sings the words wrong.

Big Wig

Why did wigs go out of style?


The only right answer is... wait there isn't one.
If you say she's currently skinny, you're implying she use to be not skinny. If you say she's always been skinny, you're implying she doesn't put any effort into her figure. If you say you'll stick with her through thick and thin, you might get hit.


Just look for them sparkling in the moonlight?


Why, in a professional building filled with professional people, does this happen???