It's an upward curve when you flip it over, like turn that frown upside-down.
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A: How are the sales numbers?
B: We're on an upward trend - just tilt the graph.
It's an upward curve when you flip it over, like turn that frown upside-down.
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A: How are the sales numbers?
B: We're on an upward trend - just tilt the graph.
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M: It's the ♫FINAL MELTDOWN🎝 *electric guitar noises*
L: Nope, this is probably third out of seven for today.
R: *scream crying*
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R: There were bugs outside!
L: What kind, ladybugs?
R: No, not ladybugs.
L: Manly bugs?
R: Yeah, manly bugs.
Explanation: Enchantress is half-deer and very protective of the forest I believe so she would have a problem with someone whose main attack is shooting fire out his mouth.
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Title: DOTA2: A Day in the Life - Dragon Knight
Enchantress: Dragons are HORRIBLE for the forest - fire destroys everything good!
Dragon Knight: I am under attack!
Explanation: The host is encouraging everyone to stay and socialize, but the couple has drained their social batteries and will not be swayed.
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Title: Introverts
H: No need to rush out - stay as long as you'd like!
L: Oh, we have.
M: *holding hand, ready to leave*
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L: A carousel horse would fit nicely in our house.
M: We don't have a carousel horse. We aren't getting a carousel horse.
L: Maybe in the front room, or behind the couch.
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L: We could take the kids to a monster truck rally.
M: Aren't those extremely loud?
L: So are the kids.
R: ROAR!
O: rawr!
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R: Red light means stop! Green light means go! Purple light means...
L: Dangerous wildlife.
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Title: DOTA2: A Day in the Life - Dragon Knight
DK: My friend, you should lose some weight.
Tiny: Back to the grindstone.
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R: Mommyyyyyyyyyy!
L: What's up, my girl?
R: My shirt is dry!
L: That's good to hear.
R: My shorts are a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit wet BUT! It's ok! It happens!!!
L: ...Anything else to report?
R: *deep inhale* Ineednewundies. (translation: I need new undies)
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Title: DOTA2: A Day in the Life - Zeus
Enchantress: You barely brought enough food for everyone!
Zeus: Enough is as good as a feast.
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Title: Little Miss Muffet
R: Along came Spider-Man who sat down beside her -
L: Unexpected plot twist!
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Title: DOTA2: A Day in the Life - Dragon Knight
Storm Spirit: Where is the receipt for our questing snacks?
Dragon Knight: This, my friends, is in the bag.
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A: So what do you think?
B: Like a whale, you're breaching this contract.
A: Why did Legal send me a whale picture?
B: Ah, you must be breaching a contract.
Explanation: Teetotalers are those who don't drink alcohol - they can also be described as dry. When you're potty training a kid, you want them to keep their pants (and really everything they're wearing) dry.
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L: Not to be a teetotaler but, like, *world weary sigh* could we have at least one dry day this week???
R: Liiiiiiiittle bit wet - new undies please.
Happy Birthday to my Mom!
I believe the rices were Afghani, India, and Chinese. We had a bit of takeout that week, and that's not always easier than home cooking when you have toddlers. I did not end up combining them - I did not see a version where that could end well. As a side note, I had to look up if "pork fried" had a hyphen in it and it does not so now you know! Also I had to look up if that's a hyphen or a dash. So much research!
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L2: I have 3 kinds of leftover rice in my fridge.
L1: Make rice pudding!
L2: ... Pork fried rice pudding?
Explanation: Saying something is for plebes (the slang for plebeians) is to say only the lowly need to do it and if you're of a higher standing then you can ignore it. Proletariats were a higher standing than plebeians in the old order.
M: There was a stop sign - why didn't he stop?!?
L: Stop signs are for plebes - he seemed more proletariat.
Explanation: Earl Grey tea is a black tea with bergamot (a type of citrus fruit). Sadly, bergamot sounds like something else to a toddler.
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L: We are looking for bergamot tea.
R: Booger snot?? Looking for booger snot tea!?!
L: ... Don't make me dislike the Earl.
Happy September! It's the most wonderful time of the year. So this comic was sparked when we were at the Fire House Food Truck Fridays (a wonderful local tradition) and we had one of the outside tables in beautiful weather but then a light summer storm rolled through.
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L: My phone says it's raining.
M: Oh, you have weather alerts set up?
L: No, there are water droplets on the screen.
Bonus:
M: They look so real!
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M: Well, to be fair -
L: Why would we be fair?
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Title: Hide-and-Seek Champion
*Image of a pimpernel flower*
Explanation: A dozer is technically a bulldozer which is a type of heavy machinery. But if you break up the words to "bull" and "dozer" then you get a different idea.
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Title: Wordle (or any word game, really)
M: "Dozer" - what kind of word is that?!?
L: It's a type of bull.
Explanation: A date is a rather sweet fruit but can also be a romantic outing so clearly parents are against their kids having those.
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Title: Breakfast Negotiations
R: I wanna date!
L: You've had too many already.
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Title: Breakfast Negotiations
R: I wanna date!
L: It's too early for dates.
"He said to them, “Because of your little faith. For truly, I say to you, if you have faith like a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move, and nothing will be impossible for you.”" - Matthew 17:20
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Image: a mountain with "Matt. 17:20" up the side
A: I thought that was elsewhere yesterday.
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L: We're getting bagels for breakfast.
R: I want a chocolate one with sprinkles.
L: ... that would not be a bagel.
Explanation: Chives and scallions are similar vegetables. A rapscallion is a mischievous person. I didn't realize no spelling change was needed for the band name pun. Also, with a letter swap, a "mischiveous" vegetable is a spring onion up to no good.
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B: You chives are making horrible music!
RS: We're the RapScallions.
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N: Your toddler devoured his Chinese food quite messily.
M: Yeah, it was an act of wonton destruction.
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A: Why do you have a "Trophy Husband" mug??
B: My wife says I win all the awards at work.
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Title: Siblings
A: Why are you wearing my shoes?!?!
L: You said to wear shoes that I didn't mind getting dirty.
So this one time in college I competed in discus and shot put (my school had a one day event with all the classic Olympic athletics like running and jump things). I did not do well because those are in fact real sports and I did not have a clue as to how to toss them about. But I did get a quick refresher from some nice competitors who actually knew what they were doing.
Explanation: To "discuss" is to converse about a thing. To "discus" is to do the sport of discus, which is where you throw basically a stone frisbee as far as you can.
Text:
A: Can you come to dinner on Tuesday?
B: I need to throw an oblate spheroid weight with my husband first.
A: ... what?
B: We will discus then get back to you.
Explanation: A small thin boat is a canoe. If you made one out of pool noodles, you could mash the names together and get canoodle. Which is a word for something that is not a pool noodle boat.
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S: We used the material in pool noodles to make a small thin boat - it's a canoodle!
I: *facepalm*
Explanation: The call signs are car models (Jeep Renegade, Ford Maverick, Honda CR-V).
Text:
L: Here are your call signs - Renegade, Maverick, CR-V.
R: Yes!
M: Sweet.
C: Wait a minute...
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L: The tea is never going to be ready!
M: That's an exaggeration.
L: No, I forgot to set the timer.
Explanation: sometimes a kid can think all birds are ducks (like how some people say all sodas are cokes), and "mango" and "flamingo" sound similar so why not sub one for the other.
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R: What this duck - a mango?
L: That bird is a flamingo.
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SP: My constipation is over!
LP: That's number one on my list of things I didn't want to know.
LC: I thought it'd be #2.
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M: Is that ram's horn working out as a trumpet for you?
P: It is shofar.
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M: The odometer was at 2420, so this year if you're dyslexic.
L: I think that's how they write the year in Europe.
And now that's what I'll think the book and team are called. I remember reading it in high school and not liking it, but being forced to do things tends to paint said thing negatively.
Explanation: the baseball team is the Seattle Mariners. The book is called Silas Marner.
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M: It's the Orioles vs. the Mariners, so that's Baltimore Orioles vs. -
B: The Silas Mariners.