Coax a Fire

 

I forget when this idea was sparked :) 

Explanation: "coaxing a fire" is when you gently prod and blow on a dying fire to get it to crackle back to life. "Coaxing" can also mean encouraging a person. I feel like it's a type of computer cable as well...

Text:
A: You can do it!
B: That's not how you coax a fire. 

DOTA2 Under Attack

 

I always think this line is funny because, you're in a fighting game and he's all outraged/surprised like what did you expect man? For people to not attack you? But to be fair in the game it's physical attacks not verbal, so he's right to be surprised/outraged in my comic here. 

Explanation: Enchantress is half-deer and very protective of the forest I believe so she would have a problem with someone whose main attack is shooting fire out his mouth. 

Text:
Title: DOTA2: A Day in the Life - Dragon Knight
Enchantress: Dragons are HORRIBLE for the forest - fire destroys everything good!
Dragon Knight: I am under attack!

The Sad Side of Safety

Safety third! Because if safety is first, you won't ever do anything.
I can't think of a reason to run with open scissors, you really should at least close them before sprinting away. But really you shouldn't run at all. Or if you need to hurry, use a pocket knife sort of thing so you can safely fold away the sharp edges.

Text:
Scissors: No one will be my running buddy.
Fire: No one will play with me.

IAETSP: Ship Fire

Did the creature set their ship on fire, or did they use fire to make the creature flee, or did a helpful dragon swoop down and help them out too zealously?

Sparks

Smoke Scented

Genius!

Liar Liar Part 2

Heard someone on the radio (95.1 Shine FM) mention getting disappointed about a liar's pants not catching on fire. I think if this were to happen, people would volunteer for jury duty (cause you know people would still be stupid enough to lie).

Liar Liar Part 1

A polygraph is a lie-detector machine.