Saturday, December 8, 2012

Twelve Days of Christmas


She's only up to Day 6! Just wait until she has 7 swans a swimming.

Mele Kalikimaka

An interesting song. Mele Kalikimaka, Stinky Monkey Mocha, I've heard it both ways?

Mistletoe Done Wrong


Walking in a Winter Wonderland


Sleigh Ride

The joy of homophones.

Come on Ring those Bells

Light the Christmas tree...

Oh Christmas Tree

How lovely are your branches...

Joy to the World


Mistletoe


I want a Hippo for Christmas (2)


I believe the song speaks directly against these...

I want a Hippo for Christmas (1)


God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen


Yes, this is a reference to Robin Hood's Merry Men.

Deck the Halls


Christmas Coming Early


Holiday Preparations


Away in a Manger


Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer


Monday, October 29, 2012

Halloween candy


Halloween pirate


Exception catching


Gift from the heart


Merlin


BBC has a show called Merlin and it's pretty good so far (I'm watching Season 3).

Oh snap, was that today?

ark, wise men, rapture

Mouse over for a hint if you don't get it.

Proactiv


I used Proactiv back in the day, and it's not that amazing.

Pitching pitchers


The two words are spelled the same way.

Sprinkling sprinkles


Like that'd be a problem. I mean, who would complain?

Shivering Timbers


Fandom


Hash Table


Closer than a Brother

Proverbs 18:24

Who do you think you are?

A song reference.

Anemic

You really should know who Tony Stark is.

DRY

A reference to a CS term.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

401k

Matthew 6:26

Super Duper


This might have been inspired by a TV show.

Brief Case


Ex-Static Variables


Udder Failure


Redacted Puns


But you still say it in your head so it's not really effective.

Biograffiti


Eating Crow Part 2


Still an interesting phrase. And a very weird rhyme.

Eating Crow Part 1

It's a weird phrase.

Watch your Attitude

Parenting win or fail?

Four Fore


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