ReMarkable

 

A friend gave this idea to me. The joke only works if your husband's name is Mark. Also yep that's a Star Wars reference with the company name. 

Text:
Billboard: Have you ever wanted to clone your husband? Well, now you can! KaminoTech Advanced
L: How reMarkable.
M: *understandably uncertain*

Introvert Audience Participation

 

I went to an excellent theater showing down in D.C. recently, but it started unexpectedly with some audience participation for which my group of introverts was happy to not get selected. I have to prepare beforehand when interaction is a possibility. It was a full theater but I was not about to draw 100+ figures for this comic. Though that would have been an interesting perspective, showing all the others excitedly looking for the ticket while the group of introverts is like NOPE gonna hand this off to an extrovert.

Text:
Title: Introverts
MC: Everyone look under your seat to find who has the golden ticket to come up on stage!
C: I better not find a ticket.
L: I did not come prepared for audience participation. 

Listerini

 

And an extended version:

For the carbivore with Halitosis.

Explanation: Linguini is a pasta. Listerine is a mouth wash. 

Text:
A: What's your idea?
B: Pasta that freshens your breath - Listerini!
Bonus:
A: I'll pass.
B: Dude, you need it!

Fashion Show

 

I don't recall what exactly sparked this comic but it was something in the fashion world. Those runways (or rather the designers) have some weird options. I think the spark was a fluffy purple dress that had cutouts, but it was so fluffy, and it was a rather garish shade of purple. 

Text:
Title: Watching a Fashion Show
S: That is hideous.
L: The color is the best part, and it's not a good color.

Skinny Genes

 

Happy Birthday to my Dad! You're the best <3
My father-in-law and I made eye contact when this conversation happened and I could tell that we had the same thought, which I then vocalized like above. My dad's side of the family has very strong metabolism, and my son is looking like he inherited that with how he is slimming out from his baby chubbiness. 

Explanation: "Genes" and "jeans" sound the same. Some people with skinny genes wear skinny jeans, but not all do. 

Text:
M: Ori has your father's skinny genes.
L: ... My dad does NOT have skinny jeans. 

Risk vs Reward vs Morals

 

Haha, this wouldn't happen. At least not too often, so that's good. Right?

Explanation: Usually things are low risk, low reward (i.e. give a dollar, receive a dollar or less) or high risk, high reward (give $1,000, receive $0 or $2,000). So if you have low risk, high reward (give $1, receive $0 or $2,000), that is a tempting combo (that could convince you to do something morally dubious). 

Text:
S1: Risk: Low. Reward: High. So clearly -
S2: Morals: Out the Window!