Twelve Days of Christmas

She's only up to Day 6! Just wait until she has 7 swans a swimming.

Mele Kalikimaka

An interesting song. Mele Kalikimaka, Stinky Monkey Mocha, I've heard it both ways?

Mistletoe Done Wrong

Walking in a Winter Wonderland

Sleigh Ride

The joy of homophones.

Come on Ring those Bells

Light the Christmas tree...

Oh Christmas Tree

How lovely are your branches...

Joy to the World

Mistletoe

I want a Hippo for Christmas (2)

I believe the song speaks directly against these...

I want a Hippo for Christmas (1)

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Yes, this is a reference to Robin Hood's Merry Men.

Deck the Halls

Christmas Coming Early

Holiday Preparations

Away in a Manger

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Thanksgiving Reindeer

Thanksgiving Waldo

Halloween candy

Halloween pirate

Exception catching

Gift from the heart

Merlin

BBC has a show called Merlin and it's pretty good so far (I'm watching Season 3).

Oh snap, was that today?

Mouse over for a hint if you don't get it.

Proactiv

I used Proactiv back in the day, and it's not that amazing.

Pitching pitchers

The two words are spelled the same way.

Sprinkling sprinkles

Like that'd be a problem. I mean, who would complain?

Shivering Timbers

Fandom

Hash Table

Closer than a Brother

Proverbs 18:24

Who do you think you are?

A song reference.

Anemic

You really should know who Tony Stark is.

DRY

A reference to a CS term.

401k

Matthew 6:26

Super Duper

This might have been inspired by a TV show.

Brief Case

Ex-Static Variables

Udder Failure

Redacted Puns

But you still say it in your head so it's not really effective.

Biograffiti

Eating Crow Part 2

Still an interesting phrase. And a very weird rhyme.

Eating Crow Part 1

It's a weird phrase.

Watch your Attitude

Parenting win or fail?

Four Fore

 And the less-cropped version:

Military Alphabet

Drew this up to help me remember all the words. Lima Mike Charlie :)

Propagating Propaganda

I had typos on this one, but I photo-shopped it and I'm pretty happy with the result :)

Sleeping vs. Flying