Con Queso

Ok, I just really wanted to make a cheesy pun. :) :) :)

First Watch of the Night

Happy belated birthday to my littlest brother!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH you're old enough to drive now.

How To Know it is Grocery Time

Non Essential Oils

Not A Guzheng

Do you know your guzheng from your lyre and your harp???

A True Story

Scotch Guard

That's how it works, right?

... but why?

Stealing Joy

Baited Breath

FOBYM

Well, that's one approach.

FOBI

It's the opposite of FOMO, and it's what most introverts have.
Also, happy birthday to my brother-in-law who came up with the acronym!

Smoking Car

Drawing Blood

An easy new years resolution - help others by donating blood! Look for a blood drive near you - check out http://www.redcross.org/give-blood