Wandering Thoughts 3

And we've finally gotten there - the corral pun. I just realized I could have given one of them a coral colored bandanna to further the pun. Oh well. But he found where his thoughts had wandered off to and is gathering them back up so that's good! Way to go, cowboy.
Happy end of May! Oh man, that means summer is really here.

Wandering Thoughts 2

Sometimes you just stand there and wonder, where did they go? They have wandered off I know not where. Oh where, oh where have my little thoughts gone, oh where, oh where could they be...

Wandering Thoughts 1

Just a cowboy trying to find where his thoughts wandered off to... I might have come up with this during a sermon that I was struggling to focus on... I just keep ending my sentences with prepositions and it is not the proper way to grammar...

Accidental Severance Pay

Accidental Death and Dismemberment seems like it should be related to Severance Pay, but they are quite different things. I think I came up with this one during my HR indoc for my current job.

Rest Stops

I'm sorry I had a lapse in posting and you didn't get your Sunday comic! I was stressing over scheduling comics through my upcoming vacation that I was focusing on writing comics and kept postponing when I would schedule them and I'm sorry :(
On the happy side, this comic is about driving down Highway 95 which is right by my house but it has rest stops for some reason.... like people use this road to travel long distances instead of just to the grocery store.

Wax Impaction

And this is why I switched to over-the-ear headphones (for most of the time anyways). My sister-in-law is a nurse and enlightened me about this. It is quite ear-itating when your ears hurt. I use headphones quite a bit at work since my team is spread out so we all call in for them, and also I like to listen to music and not share it with everyone (I think they appreciate that).

Space Tesla

I know this is a bit late, but I thought it up after seeing a Tesla on the road shortly after seeing Mr. Musk launch his into space.
Do they have a hive mind, where you launch one and they all follow? That's not a great business model if they're hoping to sell more.

Sushi for dinner

I do like sushi, but not the kind that jumps off the shelf at you. Really not anything still raw - I prefer to play it safe. Also, grocery store sushi isn't playing it safe unless they have a sushi chef on the premises.

Can I Get a Witness

There's a song and I thought of this and now whenever I hear the song, I think of this. It's not a bad song, but now I forever think of saying 'nope, fresh out' whenever I hear 'can I get a witness'. Does that phrase end in a question mark, exclamation point, or a mix of both?!?!? I'm not sure.

Discrete Math

For all the college students in the home stretch, you can do it! There's just finals standing in your way, and you can totally... study your brains out and do your best.
For all the high school students, you're not quite in the home stretch yet (private schools might be closer) unless you're a home schooler, in which case you could be done at this point or have a boat load to catch up and are going into a panic to try and finish before your public school friends (you have friends? lol).
For all the kids pre-high school, yeah this is just getting ridiculous at this point.

Chicken Fight Back

In an alternate universe, do they have Beef-Fil-A?
Can I somehow relate this to Animal Farm? I don't remember enough of it from high school, other than there were pigs and they were bad and it was all political. And I think the horses got turned into glue.

Peaking

Happy Birthday to my amazing Mark!!! I hope you didn't peak at any of your gifts :) My first ever post was for Mark's birthday, back in 2012. Well I guess that means today is also the 6th anniversary of my blog! Woohoo! Here's a link to my first comic: link.

Elevator Baseball Pitch

Well, that would be quite noisy. I guess you have to learn to play in close quarters? Not sure how that'd be helpful. It would be surprising. Maybe you could list that as a special skill - 'has a great elevator pitch'. Can you imagine being asked to demonstrate, so you go the elevator and then pull out a baseball glove and baseball from your purse and are like, ok here it goes! It would be memorable. Totally try that on your next interview, and video it.