Thursday, November 7, 2019

Roughly the Size of a Barge

I'm not sure why one would describe their ideal man like that, but whatever floats your boat :) :) :)
I had a weird dream this one time in college and it was all about barges and the day before my roommate had been playing Disney music loudly in our dorm room.

Belle: How would you describe your ideal husband?
Claudette: Roughly the size of a barge.
Belle: ... oh.

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