I feel like this song needs a solid update - nobody should be gifting a hammer with tacks to a child. That's just inviting bad decisions. A whistle is ok, if you're a fan of shrill noises. A whip? Maybe they're an Indiana Jones fan. I think the ultimate stocking stuffers are socks and candy. Maybe some soap or little trinkets. Nothing that can harm someone or damage furniture.
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D: Where are the Christmas stockings to hang up?
M: We aren't putting them up after last year, with the whips and tacks.
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