Bow-Wow-Ser

 

The cutest version of Bowser. I like his little wig, really completes the outfit. The guy needs to wear a red hat to fit in with the rest. I had to look up what Princess Peach's crown looks like - I was thinking it was more of a tiara but it's actually a standard round crown. Why does she wear pink instead of, I don't know, peach? Tis a mystery. Maybe the wiki page explains but wow that's a lot of info there so you can peruse if you'd like. 

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M: Why is your dog wearing a spiked turtle shell?
P: Bow-Wow-Ser!
B: *silently looking awesome*

The Princess is in Another Castle

A play on the saying "plenty of fish in the sea" and the old "the princess is in another castle" but when you live in a fish bowl, you have limited access to castles (usually just one).
We've been playing the Legend of Zelda recently and it got me thinking about the games I played growing up. We would play Super Mario 3 on the old NES, with the rectangle controllers and 8-bit graphics. Good times.
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Luigi: No worries - I'm sure the perfect girl is out there for you.
Mario: You're right, Luigi. I'll check the castle again.

Bonus Box

You are the Weakest Link

Goodbye!