Dragon Dieting Tips

 

We've made it past Halloween, so now for some draconian dieting tips as you stare at all that candy and realize you have a lot of feasting ahead of you with Thanksgiving and Christmas. Dieting Dragon Says: Don't bite the heads off everyone who irritates you. That's far too many calories and you'll regret it. Possibly for reasons other than the calories. 

Explanation: Nightly and Knightly sound the same. Dragons eat the knights sent to slay them. If it happens in the evening, then it's nightly knightly snacks. 

Text:
D: My diet improved when I stopped having knightly snacks.