Winter Driving Tips

Stay safe out there. Which means, don't follow this comic's comical advice. 

Happy early Birthday to my littlest brother! How are you a college senior you were like 3 when I went to college.

Text:
A: Winter driving tips?
B: Match your driving speed to the weather.

A: Excellent advice.
B: So if it's 20F, drive 20MPH.
A: I take it back.

A: ... summer driving tips?
B: Match your driving speed to the humidity.
A: That explains Florida drivers.

Fishy Advice

Happy Leap Day! Enjoy the extra February-ness. Maybe don't take this comic's advice - it seems fishy.

Explanation: Clams, oysters, and mussels are all shellfish. "Clamming up" is a phrase but I'm pretty sure "oystering up" is not. And "mussel" sounds like "muscle", and "muscle through it" means to press on despite obstacles. 

Text:
RF: Don't clam up!
BF: Should I oyster up?
PF: Mussel through it!