Light Headed

I think if you glowed when light-headed, it would make everything worse. But then people would know when you're not feeling well in that exact way so that could be helpful. I hope you can see in the comic that she is glowing - there are faint yellow lines around her head like sunrays. 

Explanation: "Radiant" is a compliment but also means "sending out light," and "light-headed" means you feel like passing out. Yay for "light" meaning "not weighing much" and also "bright." 

Text:
M: You look positively radiant!
L: I am feeling rather light-headed. *sunrays around head*

Probiotic vs Probionics

 

I think this comic was sparked by the probiotic vs antibiotic "debate" which has plenty of funny comics to it. I think bionics have come a long way and are an amazing advancement for all those who can use them. Probiotics are good too and you can get them from non-dairy yogurt! I know this because the labels say so. I don't know how they get the probiotics in there but apparently they do.

Text:
Title: Probiotics vs Probionics
Probiotics: Happy Tummy!
Probionics: Look at these legs! (holding bionic legs)

Upset Stomach

I hope you all are well and not getting the Flu - I had that last year and it was horrible. Any time there's internal duress, it is horrible. Also panic attacks are bad, whether it's your cardiac system or digestive.

Text:
A: Could you please stop using the term "internal duress"? It's gross.
B: ... So then my tummy had a panic attack.

Appendix Arriving

Mail order organs? Especially one that you don't get replaced - once it betrays you, you never trust one again. This seems like a bad plan all around, and also most likely illegal. And also deadly. Don't get your internal organs on Amazon.

Appendix Leaving

My brother-in-law, who's only slightly older than me, had his appendix try to kill him a few weeks ago. He was able to get the surgery before it exploded in him. It's so weird that we have an organ that can just decide to mount a mutiny and we don't know what it does but we just leave it alone until it tries to rebel, at which point we throw it away.