Sunday, March 27, 2022

Cereals of Catan


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I was eating my breakfast cereal and happened to look at the fine print on the box and saw this warning (Contents may settle during shipment) and clearly I had to draw this. Settlers of Catan is a fun game provided you put time limits on people's turns so one person doesn't make the game go on for hours (it seems like hours anyways - nobody can or wants to give you bricks so just move on!). Also, I really like Blueberry Morning BUT they are not a sponsor for this AND they probably don't want you to know that you can buy freeze-dried fruit at many grocery stores and just add your own blueberries to your cereal. Or strawberries or whatever fruit floats your boat. You probably could mortar and pestle the freeze-dried fruits and get a nice fruity coverage over all your cereal bowl - that could be tasty. I feel like there was a mythological figure that traveled around in a mortar and pestle, possibly Russian, let me look that up. I was right! It's Baba Yaga

Cereal Box Label: Contents may settle during shipment.
Voice 1 from cereal box: Anybody have a sheep?
Voice 2 from cereal box: Two bricks?
Voice 3 from cereal box: I NEED ORE!

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