Liar Liar Part 2

Heard someone on the radio (95.1 Shine FM) mention getting disappointed about a liar's pants not catching on fire. I think if this were to happen, people would volunteer for jury duty (cause you know people would still be stupid enough to lie).

Liar Liar Part 1

A polygraph is a lie-detector machine.

Permitted Part 2

Saw a sign like this at a church picnic down at Fort Fredrick (pretty nice place) and thought this up.

Permitted Part 1