Angel We Have Heard On High

Days of Christmas

This is days 2, 3, 4, and 6. Yes, that's my interpretation of a turtle-dove.

High Price of Coal

So when you see kids behaving badly in public, just remember that they're helping their parents with the heating bill (you also have to assume that they have a coal furnace).

In the Spirit of Christmas

Someone gave me the towel below, and I thought up this comic.