Fly Fishing

 

This is totally a normal fisherman and not someone going undercover (quite poorly) to get insider fishing information. Finding where all the best fish are? 

Explanation: I'm not sure what fly fishing is but I am fairly certain it is not fishing for flies. 

Text:
A: How was fly fishing?
B: Sadly, the flies were not biting today. 

Taxer of Patience

This is also from the same sermon as the last comic but more extrapolated, as this is a blend of what Jesus had said to the fishers he recruited rather than to the tax collector of His group. Here is the passage as well. To be clear, this is historical fiction, emphasis on the fiction as I'm fairly certain this didn't happen. We don't have a play-by-play however, so the possibility exists that it could have happened.

Text:
J: I will make you fishers of men.
M: Can I be a taxer of men?
J: No.
M: Can I be a taxer of patience?
J: Apparently yes.

Fishing with Elsa

Kristoff: Is Elsa coming fishing with us?
Anna: No, she just lets everything go.

And you think, why are you talking about Frozen in the summer? Have you forgotten that it's all about snow? Well, have you forgotten that it's a summer movie and it's just Elsa's powers that are making it winter? So now is an appropriate time to discus the movie, as it is a summer movie (also, I dislike the summer and would rather be thinking about snow).

Baited Breath

Glamming in the Bay

A misheard conversation that my coworkers were having inspired this one.

Catch and Release Fishing

Can of Worms

Do people buy cans of worms just to make an idiomatic point?

Fishing for Love?

Catch of the Day

I wonder how many people see that in a menu and think it's a type of fish?

Spear Phishing

Don't fall for it!

Fishing trips - True Story!