My child is serious about his morning milk consumption. He doesn't like the wait when he finishes his first cup and we have to get the carton from the fridge to refill it. He has a solution that eliminates this lag. His delivery brought to mind the classic trope of a person, down on their luck, seated at the bar telling the bartender to leave the bottle when their glass of alcohol is served.
Text:
O: I want milk, please.
M: Sure thing, buddy.
O: Can you leave it on the table?
L: "Leave the bottle, bartender."
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