Big Farmer

This post is neither in favor of or against the Jolly Green Giant and/or Big Pharma. It's just having fun with accents turning words into other words which facilitates a joke. 

Explanation: Bostonian accents (like most New England ones) drops the 'r's in words usually, so "farmer" turns into "fa'ma'" which sounds like "pharma" which is short for pharmacy. And the Jolly Green Giant was the biggest farmer I could recall. 

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A: If you're going to rant about Big Pharma, please say it with a Boston accent so I can picture the Jolly Green Giant as the subject of your ire. 

Mental Gymnastics

I forget what sparked this one, but I liked it so much and it does make me smile to think of someone actually doing this. It could be entertaining to hold a championship for mental gymnastics, to see the hurdles people can convolute their logic through. I have not heard any convincing cases for Atlanta being Atlantis, but now I'm curious.

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A: Nice medal - what did you win?
B: First place in mental gymnastics!
A: Oh -
B: Atlanta IS Atlantis and here's PROOF! (holding phone)