Spit Back

 

Based on a true story, this conversation went all over the place and none of those places were expected. I don't think that's how you assert dominance with llamas but you never know until you try? Also I'd like to know the neighbor's thoughts when you have an off-the-wall political slogan sign with a non-election year on it. 

Text:
S: The meat is spitting at me!
L1: Treat it like a llama and spit back - assert dominance!
S: ... treat it like Obama???
L2: I already made the signs. 
Sign: SPIT BACK 2025

Hold Your Alpacas

 

An update to an old phrase - let's see if it catches on. Alpacas are nicer than llamas I believe, but not as nice as horses. But you can't get yarn from horses as far as I know, so that's a cool bonus for the llama/alpaca team. I have a ball of alpaca yarn but I'm not sure what I'll make with it - it's pretty soft so maybe gloves or a toy. Maybe make a little llama out of it! That'd be meta. 

Text:
A: Hold your alpacas, squad.
B: What?
A: Horses are so last century. 

Drama Llama

True Story - CVS was selling stuffed llamas for Easter. I got a lime-green one.

Flock of Llamas

Conversations with my mom, part 1.
My church divides up the congregation under different elders and calls the groupings Flock Groups.

Out of the Loop

Throwback to last month when those two llamas were causing drama and nobody cared because there was this dress with colors that caused controversy.