It's actually "Work Item" instead of "Issue" but I like my version better. What Jira Opportunities are you working on today?
Explanation: Jira is a type of program management software, which is something that teams can use to track what they're creating or fixing, and individual items in there were called Issues but now they're called Work Items. I've heard plenty of quotes about seeing issues as opportunities, to get you to reframe your mindset about a situation.
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M: Jira is rebranding, so now Jira Issues is -
L: Jira Opportunities?
