Showing posts with label police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label police. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Classic Escape

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I feel like this phrase, while very accurate, won't catch on due to the gross factor. Like, we all know it happens but we don't want to be reminded of it. Speaking of that, I need to go stain-kill my daughter's high chair cushion. 

Text:
P1: She escaped?!?
P2: Like poop from a diaper.

Sunday, April 12, 2020

Charity


Happy Easter! He is risen indeed. I didn't think up an Easter comic this year. Since I'm safe at home, I'm not near other people to overhear their conversations and make hilarious comics about them, so I have to make due with references from TV shows and also my backlog of comics I haven't gotten around to writing up. But I am safe and healthy so that is good and I am grateful.

You know what they say - I Peter 4:8.
I looked at many Bible versions and none translate sins as law-breaking, but sin is breaking God's law so I think it still counts.
I could make a series on this, using the different fruits of the spirit that also happen to be names of people (Charity, Joy, Peace, Temperance, ...) but now I'm thinking I could just do a kids names comic on that because why are some traits used as names but not others? Kindness, get over here. Gratefulness, stop hitting your brother.

Text:
Detective 1: Should have known Charity was their cleanup woman.
Detective 2: Yeah, she can hid a multitude of law-breaking.

Thursday, July 26, 2018

Litterally Trash


Don't litter! Unless you're using the previous comic's version of the word and want to just make a batch of something, in which case that's fine provided it's cookies or something good like that.

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Cheer Mongering

A throw-back to the pre-digital, pre-whiteboard days! Somehow this one didn't get published last year.

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Sunday, April 2, 2017

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Cheer-Mongering

A throw-back from my pen-and-paper days before switching to a whiteboard!

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Sunday, August 2, 2015