Showing posts with label sneeze. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sneeze. Show all posts

Thursday, February 17, 2022

Sneeze Coaching

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 Yes, this is a play on Captain Marvel's catchphrase "Higher, Further, Faster" from Marvel's movie about the heroine (not to be confused with DC's character Captain Marvel who now goes by Shazam and also recently had a movie).
I have a surprisingly loud sneeze that I inherited from my grandmother, and I hope to pass it on to my daughter hence the coaching. I have been told it can raise the dead, and I am wondering if there is a superhero that can do that (raise the dead by sneezing loudly). I have looked into superheroes a little and what I found is that there is a hero or villain for every random thing you can think of. Laser from your forehead? Unicorn. Polka Dot fanatic? Polka-Dot Man (who doesn't even actually have polka dots because his spots are different sizes but that's semantics apparently). Oh wow, there is the Sneezemaster from Darkwing Duck, who has a super powerful sneeze but no raising the dead abilities. Maybe I'll fall down this rabbit hole again and add more to the list here.

Text:
L1: Bigger, Stronger, Louder!
L2: *ACHOO*

Thursday, January 6, 2022

Little Sneezer

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Happy early Birthday to my brother-in-law!
Yes, I switched up her crown to be a laurel for this one. Yes, when my daughter sneezes I encourage her to make it bigger and louder (have a comic for later about this). Are you thinking "pizza, pizza" when you think of Little Caesars? Because that's what comes to my mind. I haven't been to a Little Caesars in a very long time - I think in college was my last visit. Now I have to check - yes, Little Caesars is still around.

Explanation: the joke is that the baby sneezes a lot so she has a laurel crown to liken her to the mascot of Little Caesar's. This is a play on the words 'sneezer' and 'Caesar' (pronounced like 'seizure') sounding similar. 

Text:
A: Why is your daughter wearing a laurel crown?
L: She's my Little Sneezer.

Monday, February 2, 2015