Night Before Christmas

Guess they need a robo-stir!

Angel We Have Heard On High

Days of Christmas

This is days 2, 3, 4, and 6. Yes, that's my interpretation of a turtle-dove.

High Price of Coal

So when you see kids behaving badly in public, just remember that they're helping their parents with the heating bill (you also have to assume that they have a coal furnace).

In the Spirit of Christmas

Someone gave me the towel below, and I thought up this comic. 

Microwave Warmth

Resource Pool

You-Know-Who

Based on a partially-true interaction that happened at work (the first part happened out loud, the second part in my head).

Lowlander

Disclaimer: I haven't actually seen the show that this comic is based on.

Lost Temper

Is It Not

Heard someone use this and I don't remember the rest of the statement because I was trying to figure out if it was a positive or negative.

Drug Test

Praying for those currently taking finals.

Can of Worms

Do people buy cans of worms just to make an idiomatic point?

Literally Give Me Butterflies

Drax doesn't get figures of speech.

Hum the Violin

This might be an incognito (i.e. without the cape) appearance of Captain Oblivious.

In-choir-ing minds

Humpty Dumpty

Turkeys are Better Than People

"The views and opinions expressed by Kristoff in the comic are solely his own and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of Comical True Story or the comicmaker. Neither Comical True Story nor the comicmaker make any representation of the accuracy of any such views and opinions."

Let's Go Fly Some Things

This is dedicated to that one person (you know who you are) who always sings the words wrong.

Big Wig

Why did wigs go out of style?

Vague

The only right answer is... wait there isn't one.
If you say she's currently skinny, you're implying she use to be not skinny. If you say she's always been skinny, you're implying she doesn't put any effort into her figure. If you say you'll stick with her through thick and thin, you might get hit.

Stake-Out

Just look for them sparkling in the moonlight?

Poopetrator

Why, in a professional building filled with professional people, does this happen???

Kit Kats

Thought of this while eating Halloween candy in the office - everyone must have brought in their extras because we have a decent stash.

Gourds

Undercover for Halloween

Hitting Multiple Moving Targets

Just speaking for a friend here...

Everybody Dance Now

Three types of people at a party...
Maybe I should have added confetti.

Tailor-made

Laundry List

What even is a laundry list? Apparently I guessed wrong.

Cello vs Bass

Such an obnoxious song, I won't even post a link. My version is much better.
Also, 600! Woohoo, that's a lot of comics.

Equaling Out

He's thinking magnetically, she's thinking mathematically.

Out of Toner

Butterflies in Your Stomach

Shark Graduations

I've not read the book, but I've heard the quote.

Snow White: Updated

PSL = Pumpkin Spice Latte.

No Sleeping Beauty

Hitting Them Out of the Park

Don't try this at home :)

When Life Stinks

Justice Never Sleeps

This would be an awesome comic, just saying.

Quiet Reflection

Moving Earth

Based off a few shows I've seen.

Unbreakable Encryption

It's basically a magnetic shredder.

Going Through the Motions

Reminds me of a song!

Java Update

When Programmers Cook

Tired Idea

I can't be the only one.

Nerds in Sports

Thought of this at an Orioles game.

Loose Leaf Tea

'MERICA.