Bald Faced Lies

Well, at least he's being honest about his desire to lie. But what if he's lying about that? Then .... things just get confusing. What if your face became bald when you lied? Would that be better or worse than the Pinocchio complex, where your nose grows really long when you lie? I think both are bad.

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A: Why did you shave off your eyebrows and beard?!
B: I wanted to tell a bald-faced lie.