Assault

 

This one is a very old idea that I finally drew and then took even longer to finally post it. We were down in the Harbor area (and it's been over a year since we've been to Harborplace) and there was a store with a massive salt grinder for sale and I just had to make this pun. "Uh, salt" sounds like "assault" and that's why this is funny to me. I hope it is funny to you as well. And now I kinda want to draw a comic about a two footed salt grinder and a miscue on its size since it's small but has two feet. Not sure how well that would translate to page though. 

On a related note, this is a very confusing way to list your hours: 

I spent over a minute trying to see what the difference was in the Monday hours from the Tue-Sat hours. 

Text:
L: Who even needs a two-foot salt grinder?
M: For when you need to, uh, salt someone. 

Pick Your Battles Part 2

 

This is a direct response to an earlier comic about picking too many battles. You can go too far in either direction. Clearly. But some days you just don't feel like picking a hill to die on. When in doubt, just crochet :) No dying on hills needed. But standing for nothing means falling for everything? So limit your selection of battles wisely.

Text:
A:  Pick your battles!
B: *thinking*
A: No, wait....
B: *crosses arms, looking at the items symbolizing battles*
A: Take at least one!
B: *walking away with none*

Pick Your Battles

Happy Thanksgiving!
This is not an entirely original post, as the wording is from a text post I saw on a social media site. I just really wanted to draw it. It's true with children and also adults.
With the holiday that really starts The Holiday Season happening today, please keep in mind that you very rarely can change someone's mind through an argument. Listening with empathy, and the realization that you could change your mind just as (not) easily as they could, is important. Don't cause stressful situations and also remove yourself from said stressful situations if you find them starting. I like to bring a crochet project along and if topics are broached, I just go crochet. Focus on my pattern and creating beautiful things. It's nice to have an out, rather freeing actually, and I crochet even when it's not stressful so it's just a nice calming thing to do. 

Text:
A: Pick your battles!
B: *thinking*
A: No, wait....
B: *taking all the items symbolizing battles*
A: That's too many battles - put some of those back!
B: *walking away with all*