Haiku Toadstool

Google define says

1. "the spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically in the form of a rounded cap on a stalk, especially one that is believed to be inedible or poisonous."
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3. So that's still an insult. 

Haiku Hourglass

I believe this was inspired by that song that says "life's like an hourglass glued to the table."

Haiku Guard

Happy Independence Day, fellow Americans!

Haiku Dog Catcher

Haiku Bird

Because sometimes you need to artfully insult someone?

Poetry is an art, and haiku is poetry, so that was a pun.

Haiku Anchor

Sorry for the late post. Time for some poetry - haiku style!

Hourglass

A song made me think of this (the song mentions that "life's like an hourglass glued to the table"). Also, this might be a haiku.

CasablancWho

Mixing a great movie quote with a great TV series. And yes, this is a haiku.