Whine in the Woods

 

Turns out that sign was left up after the fact and Wine in the Woods was a few weekends ago (not that I care because I'm not a fan of wine, or whine). 

Text:
L: Wine in the Woods is this weekend.
M: We have whine with us wherever we go.
R&O: DAD Dad Dad DAD Dad Dad Dad DAD Dad Dad Dad

Vintage and Spoiled

 

As it happens, this one came from a sermon doodle and it's included below. The sermon title was "Divine Urgent Care" which made me think of "the vine urgent care" which would be a fruit/vegetable taking care of some wrinkly grapes but that'd be hard to draw so I changed it up. 

Explanation: It's a play on "looking your age" but with wine it's vintage not age. Also when milk goes bad it's spoiled (not just a bad attitude but that would probably contribute). 

Text:
Milk: You are looking your vintage.
Wine: You are acting spoiled.

Wine Cheese Candy Pairings

 

And a Happy New Year :) I have not done this but I am considering. Please remember that all information online is not to be taken at face value. Sometimes when people say to mix M&M's with your uncooked popcorn then pop or say to put a pickle slice inside your chocolate chip cookies, they are just wrong. Check those vibes. 

Text:
L: I want to make one of those wine/cheese/candy pairing lists.
M: But you're lactose-intolerant and dry?
L: Gonna run it on vibes only. 

Welch's Wine

 

Happy Birthday Eve to my Dad! 

I was having a conversation with sibling-in-laws and the topic of alcohol came up and somehow this comic was spawned. 

Explanation: Welch's makes, among other things, grape juice but not the fermented kind (i.e. wine). When Baptists (and probably other denominations but I'm not familiar enough with them to say) do Communion (bread and wine), they use grape juice in the place of the wine ("fruit of the vine"). 

Text:
Title: Baptists
A: What's the wine pairing for this meal?
B: Welch's.

Whine Cellar

 

The salesperson in the previous comic sold the whine cellar to this fellow. Everybody needs a place to voice their complaints? My toddler has started whining a lot in the car and it's quite unbearable. She tosses her toys away from her car seat then whines like she's bored. I'm like, girl, the solution was in hand and you rejected it. And she's like, whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. It's not the best time being had. 

Text:
A: Why do your kids go into your basement to voice their complaints?
B: It's the whine cellar.