Let Me Tell You a Tale

 I thought this one up when family was visiting and I kept hearing the children closing doors and I was having flashbacks to an incident involving a door, my little toddler finger, and my first Emergency Room visit. There thankfully were no incidents while my relatives were visiting, but there was stress. 

Text:
L: Gather 'round, children, let me tell you a tale titled "this is why you are stressing me out."
Four Children: *silence*