Text;
L: You shouldn't buy a new game until you complete the ones you already have.
M: WHAT.
L: Go finish DOTA2 and Valheim.
True Story
A blog for my thoughts that come out as comics
Tuesday, November 19, 2024
Complete Games
Sunday, November 17, 2024
Desserting
How sweet?
Explanation: "Dessert" is a sweet treat after a meal. "Desert" (as a verb) means to abandon.
Text:
A: He desserted me!
L: I can tell, by the sprinkles.
Thursday, November 14, 2024
Tripping Like Javert
Yep, a Les Misérables reference. I don't recall what brought it to mind, but I was listening to Broadway soundtracks on a recent trip. I agree with the character above that that is a terrible metric.
Text:
A: HAHA you tripped!
B: Well, I didn't fall as Lucifer fell so I'm good.
A: Sure thing Javert.
C: That is a HORRIBLE metric.
Tuesday, November 12, 2024
Taking a Survey
True story. I don't recall what survey I was filling out but I thought, sure I'll answer some more questions BUT NOT LIKE THAT.
Text:
Title: Taking a survey:
Q1: Are you open to us reaching out to ask further questions? [Yes] [No]
Q2: Enter your phone number and a team member will give you a call. [Back]
Q1: Are you open to us reaching out to ask further questions? [Yes] [No]
Sunday, November 10, 2024
Neck Gator
I was in Costco recently and saw that they have their winter stuff out including neck gaiters and I though, hehe neck gators. Now I'm thinking of crocheting a crocodile scarf and calling it a neck gator or crocheting an actual gaiter that looks like an alligator. I'm sure it's been done and I could find a pattern...
Explanation: Alligators (commonly confused with crocodiles) are known as 'gators' for short. A tight infinity scarf is called a neck gaiter. I just learned that gaiters are for your lower legs but now that I think about it, I already knew that from like Peter Rabbit stories or something.
Text:
A: Why do you have a crocodile around your shoulders?
B: That's my neck gator.
Thursday, November 7, 2024
Mailbox Stroll
Explanation: "But" is a conjunction that a sentence hinges on; "butt" is your rear and where a baby wears their diaper.
Text:
L: We need to go for a walk to the mailbox - butt first, let's change your diaper.
Tuesday, November 5, 2024
Waffling Politicians
Text:
M: Those politicians keep changing their stances!
L: Oh, we're out of eggs.
M: *confused*
L: They are waffling and I want waffles so I could make the batter BUT...
M: Ah, I see.
Sunday, November 3, 2024
Spit Back
Based on a true story, this conversation went all over the place and none of those places were expected. I don't think that's how you assert dominance with llamas but you never know until you try? Also I'd like to know the neighbor's thoughts when you have an off-the-wall political slogan sign with a non-election year on it.
Text:
S: The meat is spitting at me!
L1: Treat it like a llama and spit back - assert dominance!
S: ... treat it like Obama???
L2: I already made the signs.
Sign: SPIT BACK 2025
Thursday, October 31, 2024
Tearable Idea
A: Holding a baby while wearing dangly earrings is a terrible idea.
L: Yep, tearable.
Tuesday, October 29, 2024
Intentional Grounding
I sometimes come up with multiple versions of a comic and today's is an example of this. My little one likes to say "uh-oh" for intentional actions and, while cute, is not the proper verbal cue for that situation. Sometimes you need a ref to add order to your life. I've heard of life coaches, but not life referees. There's a market to get into on the first level or whatever they call that.
Text:
O: Uh-oh!!! *threw down his duckie*
L: That's not an uh-oh - that's intentional grounding.
Ref: intentional grounding!
Sunday, October 27, 2024
Marble Race
This situation has been rectified (in that I have bought marbles). On an unrelated note, my preschooler's half-birthday is today! This means we should watch the "CinderElmo" movie because I recall a scene from it:
King: How old are you?
CinderElmo: three and a half.
King: I now declare you four!
Explanation: To "lose your marbles" is to not have full control of your mental facilities, and that is how it feels so often when dealing with children (either describing you or them).
Text:
R: Want to Marble Race!
L: We cannot because all the marbles in this house have been lost. In both senses.
Thursday, October 24, 2024
Nose Sucker Campaign
Trying to keep my kids from perpetually having colds is a full-time job. I'm trying to teach my preschooler to blow her nose by putting tissue paper in a cardboard tube and trying to get her to blow it out with her nose but it's a work in progress. Until that skill is unlocked, she must have the alternative used on her.
Text:
L: The "Say Yes to the Nose Sucker" campaign is not going well.
M: *pondering*
R&O: No No No No No No No No No No No No
Tuesday, October 22, 2024
Tilt the Graph
It's an upward curve when you flip it over, like turn that frown upside-down.
Text:
A: How are the sales numbers?
B: We're on an upward trend - just tilt the graph.
Sunday, October 20, 2024
Final Meltdown
I wrote this one a while ago but it's still very valid. Especially with the toilet training. But it's getting easier with Robin just in time for things to ramp into overdrive with Oriole. Yay. Also I wrote a similar comic back in March so that could be why I feel some déjà vu.
Text:
M: It's the ♫FINAL MELTDOWN🎝 *electric guitar noises*
L: Nope, this is probably third out of seven for today.
R: *scream crying*
Thursday, October 17, 2024
Manly Bugs
Happy Birthday to my brother-in-law!
The mind of a preschooler is truly amazing. She knows what ladybugs are, and if it's not a ladybug then clearly it must be the opposite. What I think is impressive is that she now knows what lanternflies are and will point them out to me to squash because she knows that's what we do.
Text:
R: There were bugs outside!
L: What kind, ladybugs?
R: No, not ladybugs.
L: Manly bugs?
R: Yeah, manly bugs.